Doc prescribes me 
Tylenol Three 
Because I fell and hurt my knee 
I've been taken them a fuckin' week 
Since then 
I've taken many leaks 
Inside my stomach 
I feel a lump 
I want to take a shit from my rump 
I lie here and 
I'm constipated 
Last time 
I shit is now outdated 
Here I sit broken hearted 
I tried to shit but 
I only farted 
I miss the fuckin' burning sensation 
But all I feel is constipation 
I need to take some fuckin' 
Ex-Lax Or become incontinent so my bowels relax 
My fuckin' shit is hard as wood 
I'd try to shit if 
I knew I could