作词 : Cale OK, we're rolling, Q-gramms Closer from camera one Hold it, hold it That's nice, back a bit Camera two, cut to two Lovely, hold that, hold that, hold that Right, pan in on Ronnie then, come to Ronnie Watch the cello love, watch the cello Mind your boom – for blimey's sake OK, OK, lovely A little more rain, a little more rain Silly cow, smashed his make-up now Hold that, pan back, pan across, pan back Mind your boom, John, mind your boom Blimey Oh, a bit more echo there, lovely, lovely Hold that, hold that OK, pan back, pan back Sweep across now, sweep for all your worth, love Twistle around, lovely Oh, this silly cook Who's spilled brandy on his trouser suit now? Rool down, close shot, get his leg in, that's right Cut to the cello Lovely, hold it, that's very nice, very nice Oh Keep the rain coming, Vera, keep the rain coming Pan across, pan back, hold it Now go in for the kill It does look nice in this light Yes, it's worked out very well, very very well The whole thing's bloody mad, if you ask me Oh, this silly crone, no Right, roll the captions, roll the captions Where is he?