Well, when you're down on your luck and you ain't got a buck
In London you're a goner
Even London 
Bridge has fallen down and moved to 
ArizonaNow 
I know why
And I'll substantiate the rumor that the 
English sense of humor
Is drier than than the 
Texas sand
You can put up your 
Dukes, and you can bet your boots
But I'm leavin' just as fast as 
I canI wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
Well, it's cold over here, and 
I swearI wish they'd turn the heat on
And where in the world is that 
English girl
I promised 
I would meet on the third floor
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend 
I've gotIs a smoke and a cheap guitar
My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin'
To be home in a 
Texas barI wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
Well, I decided that 
I'd get my cowboy hat
And go down to 
Marble Arch 
Station'Cause when a 
Texan fancies, he'll take his chances
Chances will be taken, that's for sure
And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' the prize
Some people call manly footwear
And they said you're from down 
South and when you open your mouth
You always seem to put your foot there
I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from 
Amarillo and 
Abi LeneThe friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen