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Well, I've been swinging through these swinging doors for |
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Goin' on probably about 9 years now, maybe even 10 |
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And I watch old Joe at the end of the bar |
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With another hot woman on his one good arm |
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And they walk out for a while and he comes back in smilin' again |
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So I finally had to ask old Joe, |
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"Man, what's your secret to success |
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Your power of persuasion over the opposite sex" |
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And he says, "Son, well honestly, it's pretty simple" |
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He said, "I just kinda walk up and buy her a drink |
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And open up my mouth |
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And Lie |
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I tell her I'm a movie star |
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I just flew into town to buy this bar |
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I'm only here tonight, that's right |
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I gotta go, yeah |
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We're filming on location down in Mexico |
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Would you believe that I got the leading role? |
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That's right, honey, |
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I beat out a lot of folks that you'd probably know |
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Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do |
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Anything it takes to make her think you're cool |
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Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try |
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Just walk right up and smile |
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And look her dead in the eye and lie |
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That's right, lie |
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So I tried and tried a couple weekends |
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And it was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again |
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But I narrowed it down and I scratched it out |
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And I came up with something that without a doubt |
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I knew I was gonna make old Joe proud |
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And I go up and I'd say |
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Hi, honey, whatcha doing for the rest of your life? |
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I've been waiting such a long, long time |
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And you know what, honey? |
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Meetin' you here, man, it just really feels like fate |
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Oh, I, I bet you didn't see me as a marrying type |
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Let's take it slow, |
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I don't just want one night, oh no, darlin' |
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If you're looking for that you might as well look somewhere else |
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Well, because I'm just not that kind of guy |
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And kids, oh, I love kids |
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Dogs, in laws and a piece of land |
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Dirty diapers in my mini van |
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Aw man, I can hardly wait |
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Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do |
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Anything it takes to make her think you're cool |
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Aw, you got nothin' to lose so go on and try |
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Just walk right up, and smile, and look her dead in the eye |
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You know what you got to do, lie |
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That's right, you gotta lie, sometimes you gotta lie |