Well you can call out the sheriff and the highway patrol 
There's a fool on the road careening out of control 
Hard liquor, fast women, 
Lord, I can't leave 'em be 
I wish hard livin' didn't come so easy to me. 
I keep my engine revin' and my beer on ice 
My idea of heaven is a pair 'a dice 
Come on seven come eleven, set this poor boy free! 
I wish hard livin' didn't come so easy to me. 
Bright lights, 
Saturday night 
I had me a little you know 
I feel all right 
My cupcake, she can shimmy and shake 
Spends more money any fool can make 
When my tires are flat and 
I'm out of gas 
I promise myself 
I'll let the next one pass 
I wish that a promise didn't break so easily 
I wish hard livin' didn't come so easy to me.