作词 : Perry, Walsh
Well, I worry about my present situation 
My bookie says my odds are next to none 
But I'd worry if my chances were improving 
I got ulcers from the worrying 
I've done 
And they worry too 
Well, I'm worried 
I may find a four leaf clover 
Lord knows 
I can't sleep if nothing's wrong 
I'm worried that my troubles might be over 
Takes a worried man to sing a worried song 
Takes a worried man to sing a worried song 
Come on and worry now 
I worry about my tan, my skin's all white 
I ought to go outside, but the sun's too damn bright 
I worry about disease and worry about the flu 
And if you got it me or if 
I got it from you 
If I were you, 
I'd worry about that tooth 
Well, I worry about big business and if they tell the truth 
I worry about the 
Commies undermining all our youth 
I worry about 
Afghanistan, 
I worry about the 
Poles O if they drop the big one, will we all live in holes 
Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute 
Ah, nevermind, nevermind 
I was worried that was gonna happen 
You don't worry about it, 
I'll worry about it 
I'll be up anyway, it's all right 
What am I gonna do