Jersey Yo! (Album Version|Edited) - Redman Written by:ice cube/betty mabry/redman/sir jinx Yo yo yo Once upon a time up in Jersey yo Haha I d**n near had to wreck a hoe Yo I knocked on her do' Who is it Haha it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya Oh I heard them niggaz in the Bricks get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz all Uptown get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz out in Queens get smoked a lot I smoke your budha to the last drop like I was Maxwell If blunts came in degrees call me a black belt I'm worldwide chinky Hun Tao with chrome inky's Chicken riding shortie and she boost all her dinky This is your brain this is my tape on *** If your lame ass can't feel it then your cord unplugged PPP smoked your w**d aingt nobody around You just got clowned for A whole half a pound check it out now I do a lot of stupid sh*t when I be smoking One time I left my truck running in Brooklyn wide open I forget who I call ask for Nia and it's Tonya Click over Whassup b**ch Oh hi momma Yo when I'm on stage rhyming I forget what state that I'm in The b**ches numbers I lost My baby momma find 'em I played the lottery forty million that day I probably won the motherf**ker but I forgot that I played Yo Once upon a time up in Jersey yo Ha ha I d**n near had to wreck a hoe Yo I knocked on her do' Who is it Hah it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya I heard them niggaz up in Cali get smoked a lot All them niggaz in Atlanta get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz in Virginia get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz in Rhode Island get smoked a lot When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd Battle MC's off the top slaughtering a child Detroit call it Ganz Miami call it Krip No matter what you call it it be peeling back my sh*t Ay yo Cali niggaz got bomb sh*t that same bomb Made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattooed on my I misplace my Lex keys every time I be zee'd up I was caught putting Christmas trees up and it was Easter Do y'all motherf**kers feel high tonight Knowing y'all niggaz shouldn't drive tonight Yo however the plan go close the Caravan do' So we can all die and get High off of secondhand smoke Brick City got the Pep empty out your Black N' Milds Smoking the L with Doc earn frequent flying miles I flew around the planet with my w**d tucked in I need to go to Eo rehab and sign my stanking ass in Yo Once upon a time up in Jersey yo Ah hah I d**n near had to wreck a hoe Yo I knocked on her do' Who is it Yo it's Funk Doc here to pay A little visit to ya I heard them niggaz in the Bronx get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz up in Yonkers get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz in China Town get smoked a lot I heard them niggaz in Detroit get smoked a lot Lot lot lot lot Yo yo yo yo yo motherf**ker Don't f**k around in the Bricks motherf**ker Rats'll whoop your ass over there motherf**ker n***a got so much backyard boogie over there The seeds'll kill you motherf**ker yeah Chicken heads'll rob you over there motherf**ker Sucker ass motherf**ker f**k on out of here ha ha Yo light that sh*t here We gon' take you out on W f**k all y'all radio