[00:00.000] 作词 : John Sebastian
[00:01.000] 作曲 : John Sebastian
[00:06.395]Why must every generation think their folks are square
[00:12.618]And no matter where their heads are they know mom ain't there
[00:18.818]'Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when
[00:24.772]I knew what's wrong with them that I was smaller then
[00:30.994]Determined to remember all the cardinal rules
[00:37.440]Like sun showers are legal grounds for cutting school
[00:43.650]I know I have forgotten maybe one or two
[00:49.873]And I hope that I recall them all before the baby's due
[00:56.120]And I know he'll have a question or two
[01:02.283]Like hey pop can I go ride my zoom
[01:08.762]It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons
[01:14.696]And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue
[01:20.118]And imagine frothing dragons while
[01:23.497]You sit and wreck your lungs
[01:27.119]And I must be permissive
[01:29.962]Understanding of the younger generation
[01:39.298]And then I'll know that all I've learned my kid assumes
[01:45.498]And all my deepest worries must be his cartoons
[01:51.452]And still I'll try to tell him all the things l've done
[01:59.179]Relating to what he can do when he becomes a man
[02:04.097]And still he'll stick his fingers in the fan
[02:10.551]And hey pop my girlfriend's only three
[02:16.461]She's got her own videophone and she's taking Lsd
[02:22.903]And now that we are best friends
[02:26.270]She wants to give a taste to me
[02:29.638]But what's the matter daddy
[02:33.224]How come you look at me
[02:36.592]Could it be that you can not live up to your dream