Sophie - Jake Thackray I should like to know, I'd like to find out, What my Sophie thinks about. Lying here in bed I may not decide What goes on inside her head. I know that she likes me 'cause She says so often And besides, if she didn't, Well she wouldn't be here. And every now and then She goes all inscrutable And I don't like it when She doesn't seem so near. Yes, I should like to know, I'd like to find out, What old Sophie thinks about. Does she tell me lies? Is she on the make? What's behind those vacant eyes? I know that she doesn't like Going to parties And I know that she likes drinking Whisky mac. I know that she's daft about Liquorice allsorts. I know that she likes it when I stroke her back. But I should like to know, I'd like to find out, What my Sophie thinks about. Breathing in my hair, Never says a word. Is my little bird all there? She's got a lovely bottom And I prize it highly; I've studied its proportions time and again. I know her snowy breasts and her deep, Dark navel, And I'm no stranger to her abdomen. Oh, I should like to know, I'd like to find out, What old Sophie thinks about. There's a question mark, There's a mystery, Lying in the dark with me