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[00:01.273]So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[00:04.427]And cannot go and fight, sir!
[00:07.005]The doctor told me so, you know,
[00:10.731]Of course it must be right, sir!
[00:13.898]I wanted much to go to war,
[00:16.199]And went to be examined;
[00:18.778]The surgeon looked me o'er and o'er,
[00:21.335]My back and chest he hammered.
[00:23.350]Said he, "You're not the man for me,
[00:25.931]Your lungs Are much affected,
[00:28.515]And likewise both your eyes are cock'd,
[00:30.812]And otherwise defected."
[00:33.402]So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[00:35.976]And cannot go and fight, sir!
[00:38.557]The doctor told me so, you know,
[00:41.136]Of course it must be right, sir!
[00:53.460]While I was there a host of chaps
[00:55.696]For reasons were exempted,
[00:58.496]Old "pursy", he was laid aside,
[01:00.738]To pass he had attempted.
[01:03.258]The doctor said, "I do not like
[01:05.787]Your corporosity, sir!
[01:08.304]You'll "breed a famine" in the camp
[01:10.549]Wherever you might be, sir!"
[01:13.072]So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[01:16.149]And cannot go and fight, sir!
[01:18.391]The doctor told me so, you know,
[01:20.918]Of course it must be right, sir!
[01:33.440]There came a fellow, mighty tall,
[01:35.958]A "knock-kneed overgrowner",
[01:38.475]The Doctor said, "I ain't got time
[01:40.990]To take and look you over."
[01:43.228]Next came along a little chap,
[01:45.744]Who was 'bout two foot nothing,
[01:48.269]The Doctor said, "You'd better go
[01:50.798]And tell your marm you're coming!"
[01:53.321]So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[01:55.839]And cannot go and fight, sir!
[01:58.369]The doctor told me so, you know,
[02:01.166]Of course it must be right, sir!
[02:03.692]Some had the ticerdolerreou,
[02:05.934]Some what they call "brown critters",
[02:08.732]And some were "lank and lazy" too,
[02:11.249]Some were too "fond of bitters".
[02:13.769]Some had "cork legs" and some "one eye",
[02:16.288]With backs deformed and crooked,
[02:18.808]I'll bet you'd laugh'd till you had cried,
[02:21.327]To see how "cute" they looked.
[02:23.850]So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[02:26.373]And cannot go and fight, sir!
[02:29.176]The doctor told me so, you know,
[02:31.980]Of course it must be right, sir!
[02:34.350]Yes, now I'm with the Invalids,
[02:36.873]And cannot go and fight, sir!
[02:39.976]The doctor told me so, you know,
[02:44.280]Of course it must be right, sir!