作曲 : Bern
作词 : Bern
 With my pen and paper
 I am sitting at my tabletop
 And once again
 I think of riding Daphne.
 Cherry lips and curvy hips
 And bucking like a quarter-horse
 I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.
 Ooooh riding Daphne.
 Ooooh riding Daphne.
 I'll settle in
 Now strap me in
 You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
 You'll chafe me
 I'm riding Daphne.
 On her knees she gave a blow
 Like standing on fresh fallen snow
 Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
 In her white coat and stethoscope
 She came so hard she couldn't cope
 She done it in front of her bloke
 Our Daphne.
 Ooooh riding Daphne.
 Ooooh riding Daphne.
 I'll settle in
 You'll strap me in
 You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
 You'll gaff me
 I'm riding Daphne.
 Playing doctor with your doctor mate
 I think we could rocked her mate
 Thanks for waiting patiently
 And taking slobby dregs, mate
 Hope there's no hard feelings
 'Bout my manmilk on your leg.
 She took the Hippocratic oath
 She took my manhood in her throat
 She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
 Not Daphne.
 She dropped her drawers and sat on me
 While watching Grey's Anatomy
 And checked my prostate gland for free
 Did Daphne.
 Ooooh riding Daphne.
 Ooooh riding Daphne.
 I'll settle in
 Now strap me in
 You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
 You'll gaff me
 I'm riding Daphne.
 Ooooh riding Daphne.
 Oooooh riding Daphne.