作词 : Boyd, Einziger, Katunich ...
On my way home, police car pulled me over
After they left, 
I puttered out of gas
Triple-A' came, but my card was expired
I had to walk home and of course
It rained half the time
I tried to get some shut eye
Then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my 
D.N.A.They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me
This day sucked the hardest ever
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I got up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and 
I stubbed my big toe
It was then that 
I sensed the irony(Burning me)
Then I heard the voice say"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe"
I suppose 
I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume 
I'm the guy who didn't pay his '
Triple-A' fee
In actuality, 
I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary