How you never come to the thing by the bridge where we used to go out House you never climbed till your clothes were all worn with your face in the dirt So you’re stuck in the middle and you can’t get out No one’s laughing, no crying out loud You wanted something but you couldn’t get in No one said we ever had to be friends How’d you never leave that tired old car On the side of the road Rocking to and fro Let’s grab all the box finish our drinks and we’ll go And we’re stuck in the middle and you can’t get out No one’s laughing no crying out loud You wanted something but you couldn’t get in No one said we ever had to be friends Everybody’s laughing at you as if you never gave them time Because I think I told you it’s not your crime Everybody’s looking at you as if you never served them wine And I think I told you it’s the right time