I know a place hid away from the streets
From the cops and the heat and the fake ass beats
Where the waves and the sand and the spray cans meet
Breakdance Beach?
BREAKDANCE BEACH!
Work all morn tryna make ends meet
By the AMP selling HNE
On a very slow day made his way to the sea
Fuck playland
BREAKDANCE BEACH!
Boardwalk ordering a steak and cheese
Gotta wait and see if the maitre d
Put the eggplant Sammy on the same receipt
Leg pants peace?
BREAKDANCE BEACH!
Robot arms, Caveman teeth
Argyle Tracksuit, name brand sneaks
Barfly bolted by the waistband brief
8 cans deep in the same damn seat
Gucci frock for the space camp geek
Kick it grape lady
“I cant breathe”
Might just start a breakdance fan zine
Great place for a skate ramp
BREAKDANCE BEACH!
I know a place hid away from the streets
From the cops and the heat and the fake ass beats
Where the waves and the sand and the spray cans meet
Breakdance Beach?
BREAKDANCE BEACH!

Jambox shorts and the tapes and beats
screech like a stray banshee
DR. Zeus no way mans free
And apes can’t speak on
BREAKDANCE BEACH!
Um, yeah we got a playpen breach
The assailant a well known ray bans thief
Windmill on sand and a james gang tee
Rainman. Definitely.
BREAKDANCE BEACH!
Take Francine ‘cuz you’re lame Stanley
Good morning USA, do the snake, then freeze
Take a bringer out the bar key, the great Bambine
Make him party at the waterfront, Jay Gatsby
No life guard, get your fake tan bleached then
Join us for a monumental baked clam feast.
Nathan’s theme party dames can’t please
And stay fancy on
BREAKDANCE BEACH!
I know a place hid away from the streets
From the cops and the heat and the fake ass beats
Where the waves and the sand and the spray cans meet
Breakdance Beach?
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