作词 : Happy Mondays

It took three million years to meet Mr Helpful

But now that I've meet him I'm extremely doubtful

Are you healthy  Well I just eat fruit

But I tell you man  it just don't suit

Slimy bug eyed mung worm

At the bottom of the puddle

Lay on its back  talking twaddle

The bottom of the puddle

You're that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle

Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle

It's my turn now and there's always a houseful

Saying the right thing is always a mouthful

It took three million years to meet Mr  Moonlight

To finally ask him  to put everything right

Do you know that  I bet you do

Do you need that  I am just like you

Slimy bug eyed mung worm

At the bottom of the puddle

Lay on its back  talking twaddle

The bottom of the puddle

It took three million years  now it's my turn to see  yeah

I gotta go back  I go f**k if you leavin'

Do you know that  I bet you do

Do you need it  Well I'm just like you

Slimy bug eyed mung worm

At the bottom of the puddle

Lay on its back  talking twaddle

The bottom of the puddle

You're that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle

Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle

To make you more slimy  drink olive oil

It gives me pure headaches when you're cooking with foil

Miserable

Do you know that  I bet you do

Do you need it  Well  I'm just like you

Are you healthy  I just eat fruit

But I can tell you man  it just don't suit me

Living at the bottom

The bottom of the puddle

Mung worm at the bottom

The bottom of the puddle

Oh  do you know that  I bet you do

Do you need it  Well  I'm just like you

Oh  do you knoe that  I det you do
Do you need it  Well  I'm just like you