[ti:Modern Marriage (Demo Previously Unreleased)]
[ar:Pulp]
[00:20.02]I promise not to rip you off
[00:25.08]And I promise not to sell you out
[00:29.59]I will never smoke all your stash
[00:31.09]If I happen to find it whilst tidying up
[00:34.00]Which let's face it is unlikely
[00:37.01]Well I would always leave you at least a joint is worth anyway
[00:41.52]And I will never eat the last bit of cereal
[00:43.32]And then put the empty packet back
[00:45.69]Hoping you won't notice
[00:47.21]Or if I do I will pay for the next lot I promise
[00:50.49]Because I know that really gets on your nerves
[00:53.03]And I will never sleep with any of your friends
[00:56.02]Well not your best friends
[00:59.08]I don't know just what I'm meant to do
[01:03.21]I don't want to make it wrong for you
[01:08.10]How can we escape what is happened to
[01:12.76]All those others who have gone before us two
[01:17.41]Baby we have lived together
[01:22.16]Now we'll do it all forever
[01:26.88]Hold my hand don't ever let it go
[01:31.58]Close your eyes hold tight and here we go
[01:39.25]And how do we avoid being like all those other cheesemasters
[01:43.25]Demonstrating the facilities of their new car and the trouserpress
[01:49.11]From huntergatherer to washerdryer is a long strange trip
[01:58.31]And what if our kids turn into pudgy blobs
[02:01.35]Wearing unionjack underpants
[02:03.95]Addicted to coffeewhitener
[02:06.82]Bloated caricatures of something
[02:08.52]Vaguely recognisable as a human being
[02:12.06]A human being that you once loved
[02:16.09]I don't know just what I'm meant to do
[02:20.63]I don't want to make it wrong for you
[02:25.29]How can we escape what is happened to
[02:29.94]All those others who have gone before us two
[02:34.69]Baby we have lived together
[02:39.39]Now we'll do it all forever
[02:44.10]Hold my hand don't ever let it go
[02:48.78]Close your eyes hold tight and here we go
[02:55.32]So this is it
[02:57.77]We are walking down the aisle the dawning of a new era
[03:03.10]Is this the start of a new airbrushed Disneylife
[03:06.60]Or some 36part depressingashell Northern
[03:09.60]Drama to be repeated every night
[03:12.45]For the rest of our lives
[03:15.63]And I'm frightened oh yeah I'm shitting Barratt houses here
[03:20.94]Is this the right thing
[03:23.44]And then suddenly I'm turning to look at your face and I'm saying
[03:27.24]I do I do I do
[03:31.38]I don't know just what I'm meant to do
[03:36.38]I don't want to make it wrong for you
[03:40.86]How can we escape what is happened to
[03:45.86]All those who have gone before us two
[03:50.34]Baby we have lived together
[03:55.16]Now we will do it all forever
[03:59.88]Hold my hand don't ever let it go
[04:04.58]Close your eyes hold tight and here we go
[04:09.51]Oooh ah oooh ah oooh la ooh la la la
[04:48.41]I do