I went down to the guitar store
And I bought myself some things
Then I went home to fix this guitar
To see if it could sing
When I got done 
I plugged it in
But it made no sound at all
So I was gettin' pretty pissed
And I plugged it into the wall
Guess it's not a singing type
It would rather yell and spit.
If you don't think you'll like this guitar
Then you're really askin' for shit'
Cause when 
I get mad, 
I get redAnd then 
I start to steam
And this guitar is gonna fuck your face'
Cause it knows how to scream
Hi, I'm Bill
I was the one who did the cover art
For the Stone's 
Sucking in the 70's 
LP