作词 : John Wallace Conradi
 作曲 : John Wallace Conradi
That whole sport thing
Tell the a story
One time
At age five
I struck out in tee-ball
And i knew
That whole sport thing probably would't work out
My only reason to be playing in the little league
Was because of the dairy queen afterwards
Oh god it's a swing and a miss
Everybody everybody everybody
Like
I'm no good at sport
I'm no good at sport
I'm no good at
I'm no good at ball
I'm no good at all
I'm no good at
When i registered for baseball
I really thought it was gonna' be just like movie"the sandlot"
But i couldn't be more wrong
Playing ball all day long was not for me
But if it's for you
That's cool
I don't judge
One time this girl was watching me bat
She was watching me bat
Told me i could take her on a date if i hit a home run
But i struck out
I'm no good at sport
I'm no good at sport
I'm no good at
I'm no good at ball
I'm no good at ball
I'm no good at
Sitting in the outfield picking on a flower
Hoping for a game-ending rain shower
I heard my coach yell"look alive"
I heard my coach yell"look alive"
I heard my coach yell"look alive"