So assuming that this weekend there's a part of me thats thinkin of coming up to join you 
You know I sure, 
I wouldnt want to.. 
Ruin all your chances on your one night stand romances 
Doing tequila shots, 
I always loved you but it was never enough 
And while your licking salt off of each other 
Know that 
I'll be wishing 
Throwing some over my shoulder 
Hoping for sores to form upon your lips 
So the alcohol burns more with every sip 
Are you burning now? 
Dial 911 emergency to cool you, cool you down 
And when you wake tommorow morning with a hangover from hell 
Don't bother calling me, theres no need for you to kiss and tell 
Because tonight will be my night, 
I'm calling all my friends 
The boys are going out tonight 
The potion in our bottles it will be singing me to sleep 
The worm at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep 
It says "Hey man, stand up for yourself" "Hey man, I've got a plan for you, it's working oh so well" 
I picked up the pay phone and 
I held the zero down 
Please operator, collect call to 
Allentown 
The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind 
Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of.. (The night) 
Yeah, so tonight, will be my night 
I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight.