作词 : Will Ryan
 作曲 : Will Ryan

 Hello, hello, welcome to your first night
 In the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings life.
 Now you saw us in the local news,
 What made your thought presume
 this was the job for you?
 What will you do?!
 Between 12 A.M. and the break of dawn,
 The toys start to glitch from when they power on!
 You got your cameras and your flashlight,
 WHAT MORE IS THERE TO NEED?!
 Just be quick, just be ready. 'CAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY SCARY!
 Just be very, very wary as the night goes on,
 I may be there at the beginning, but not for long.
 I PRE-RECORDED MESSAGES TO KEEP YOU ALIVE!
 I'm not here all night!
 'Cause I'm the phone guy!
 I'm here to take the care and the fear
 But once the time ends near, I will NOT be here.
 YEAH, I'M THE PHONE GUY! RING, RING!
 These are all the rules I bring
 It's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.
 I'm the phone guy! TICK, TOCK!
 Watch the hours on the clock.
 Time has arisen to be careful of the decisions you make!
 I AM THE PHONE GUY
 Yes, I AM the PHONE guy!

 Hey, hey! How ya' doin'?
 Now the first night was fine.
 But there's a deep dark warning for the future up ahead.
 SO DIVINE.
 Now you just see the Pirate Cove is a blare,
 just keep your eyes on the guy and you'll be prepared.
 Now the rest of the bunch... Well, I'm not too sure,
 Because the next thing you know, they're outside your door. :O
 So don't forget my simple methods and just
 USE YOUR LIGHTS
 before they take your body and
 they
 LEAVE YOU TO DIE!
 BE VERY, VERY WARY THAT THE BATTERY DRAINS!
 So preserve your only tools and your life remains.
 Keep the light shining bright for the final NIGHT!
 I'm not here all night!
 'Cause I'm the phone guy!
 I'm here to take the care and the fear.
 Once the time ends near,
 I will not be here.
 Yeah, I'm the phone guy,
 RING, RING! These are all the rules I bring!
 It's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive!
 I'm the phone guy! TICK, TOCK! Watch the hours on the clock!
 Time has arisen to be careful of the decisions you make!
 I AM THE PHONE GUY!
 YES, I AM... THE PHONE GUY!

 Hey there, DUDE! Glad your back!
 The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack!  >-<
 So now you're the new, guy picking up the job!
 So just please understand this nightmare never stops.
 So we built it up from scratch, taking the crap!
 Taking the stuff that wouldn't work,
 'Cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berzerk.
 To add suspension, the tension in this attraction,
 Check the vents for your protection, from the broken down hallucinations.
 In the past they said that they stuffed you in a suit,
 You know the cover up story sounds kinda cute,
 Just remember now that everything's gonna be fine,
 Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind.
 Now before I leave I just remembered we found a TOY!
 A freaking robot with brains.
 OH, what a JOY!
 So I'll just pass you recording of the original voice.
 See, he'll never leave you be so...
 Just listen...
 You don't have a
 CHOICE!

 Take what you have learned!
 And become the master!
 Then you'll be safe when I am not around...
 Hey! x9
 I'm the phone guy, yeah I'm the phone guy. Yeah I'm the phone guy.
 'CAUSE I'M THE PHONE GUY!
 I'm here to take the care and the fear.
 But once the time ends near I will NOT BE HERE!
 Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Ring, ring!
 These are all the rules I bring!
 It's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive!
 I'm the phone guy! Tick, tock!
 Watch the hours on the clock!
 Time has arisen to be careful of the decisions you make!
 I AM THE PHONE GUY!
 'Cause I AM THE PHONE GUY!!!!!!!

 Yeah I'm the phone guy, yeah I'm the phone guy. Yeah I'm the phone guy.
 HELLO, HELLO!