[00:02.35]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[00:07.45]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[00:10.40]Buckle up for the granny with the bling
[00:13.41]She don't need bling bling, she got a set of wings
[00:15.61]From all the fame and the pain that she brings
[00:18.13]Neck in neck, you know she gets respect
[00:20.44]She's like a special effect,
[00:21.50]with every record she wrecks
[00:23.06]You think you see Aunt Bea, but you get Mr.T
[00:25.20]Underneath the beehive, is a new Bruce Lee
[00:27.74]I count to three before you see a ball of 4 foot 3
[00:30.34]With the money for nothing and the tricks for free
[00:33.06]Seventy-five and alive, and a hardcore bitty
[00:35.75]Still makin' halfpipe hand plants look pretty
[00:38.27]And the woody with the goodies for the Jacks and
[00:39.00]Jills
[00:40.37]More power to the Granny with the SKILL
[00:43.19]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[00:45.86]Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B
[00:47.97]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[00:50.46]She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
[00:53.55]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[00:55.59]She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
[00:58.16]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[01:00.69]She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
[01:06.68]Buckle up
[01:07.99]Buckle up, buckle up
[01:14.31]Strapped in a helmet not a bonnet
[01:16.15]The only bridge that she playin'
[01:17.00]got a bungee cord on it
[01:18.91]Takin' home the trophie, if you doubt
[01:21.04]Skateshops give props with a senior discount
[01:23.78]Cookies 'n' cakes are done, and then she gotta run
[01:26.44]Breakin' in a board, then she's second to none
[01:28.94]Chokin' your throat, from the smoke of her petty coat
[01:31.48]The granny is good to go
[01:33.70]She is the G, she is The Real G
[01:35.62]Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B
[01:38.68]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[01:41.22]Betty Crockin' fresh poppin' all across the land
[01:41.29]She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
[01:44.11]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[01:44.27]Buckle up for the granny with the plan.
[01:51.65]Buckle up
[01:52.88]Buckle up, buckle up
[01:59.65]The hanky in her purse, the hanky in her purse
[02:00.99]The hanky in the purse, is for waving to the worst
[02:04.58]That she leaves behind, at the finish line
[02:06.58]When I see her all I wish is that granny was mine
[02:09.39]It's a G, here comes The Real G
[02:11.93]Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B
[02:14.29]Here comes the G, here comes The Real G
[02:16.66]She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
[02:19.74]Macramein', crochetin' all across the land,
[02:22.13]Buckle up for the granny with the plan
[02:24.54]Here comes the G, here comes a Real G
[02:26.96]Stitchin' up another sucker like a quilted B...
[02:29.69]Here come the G, here come The Real G
[02:31.82]She gonna open up a can and now you're just debris
[02:34.85]Needlepointin' double jointin' all across the land
[02:37.29]BUCKLE UP FOR THE GRANNY WITH THE PLAN