[00:38.45]A B C D E F G H I gotta’ gal wears her toenails long [00:42.58]Drives a red Barracuda, singin’ meat packer songs [00:45.21]And she ain’t from Kalamazoo [00:47.34]A B C D E F G H I gotta’ friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz [01:02.59]Then a 55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends [01:06.03]And the plates say Kalamazoo [01:08.27]He had a steady job and watched what he spent [01:10.71]He’d say I don’t believe in payin’ no goddamn rent [01:13.40]I’ll squirrel away every goddamn cent [01:15.59]And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo [01:17.77] [01:20.09]I knew a guy that mangled his hand [02:11.06]And he went from pipe fittin’ to a hot dog stand [02:13.55]They say last year he cleared fifty grand [02:15.74]Selling dogs round Kalamazoo [02:18.50]She turned to the world with a bastard child [02:20.76]Said, "I just can’t handle him he’s too damn wild" [02:23.84]But the years and the liquor have made him mild [02:26.18]And he lays around Kalamazoo