There he's sitting in his cockpit Out on guard, ten thousand miles from home, yeah Looking through his little window Earth appears as God's blue magic dome Just a little bit disturbing, yeah Are those colored spaceships closing in Star invasion From behind the sun Destination Straight into his face Seven years they taught and told him What to do and how to act right now, yeah He would have to push a button In his panic, he just don't know how Seems like there's no red alert no more and And so that squirrel wasn't there before Star invasion From behind the sun Complication Say what can be done, done, done? Near to a thousand-eight squirrels Beam aboard and say hello Puke and shit his control board Dematerialize and steer their ships away from earth Star invasion Praise the Lord, they're gone Mere pollution Cleaning ups, no fun Star invasion First touch with a different kind Ausser spesen nix gewesen