Hey Louis… Wonderful world, terrible song Everything’s gone horribly wrong Cars are too fast, ‘cos the drivers are slow Joy-ride boy died and I think to myself From Magdalene to Sellafield There’s scant regard for how we feel Sheep are green, dead roses too I know it sounds bleak but hey, don’t despair Cos even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind And that’s what life’s about The raft of dreams we sailed in the bay Has foundered on the reefs of today Ill wind blows through my cape of no hope Dock Road can-lad on the end of a rope Yet by the stream in summer time The charming lark, the country chime Smite this faithless pantomime Welcome to the daylight at the back of my mind Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind And that’s what life’s about Trouble is these days you never see a dog on the pitch.