| Song | Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road |
| Well, I just cycled in to the | |
| Pine floored living room | |
| Pissed on the mystics | |
| Scoffed at the Hockney | |
| Took all the road signs | |
| Back to the council | |
| Put my foot through the TV | |
| Not that they’d notice | |
| Winced at the film trivia | |
| Book at the bog-side | |
| Burst all the bean bags | |
| Smoked all the French fags | |
| Hey Mr. Gauloises | |
| Ou est le hubcaps? | |
| I scream, you scream | |
| We all scream for I Ching | |
| And spag bol and soul mates | |
| And Persian cats | |
| There’s a ghost with a conscience | |
| A fridge full of nonsense | |
| Here’s to your world view | |
| The one in which you | |
| Feel there should be a | |
| Saxophone in the corner | |
| Say that again | |
| And I’ll generalise ya |
| Well, I just cycled in to the | |
| Pine floored living room | |
| Pissed on the mystics | |
| Scoffed at the Hockney | |
| Took all the road signs | |
| Back to the council | |
| Put my foot through the TV | |
| Not that they' d notice | |
| Winced at the film trivia | |
| Book at the bogside | |
| Burst all the bean bags | |
| Smoked all the French fags | |
| Hey Mr. Gauloises | |
| Ou est le hubcaps? | |
| I scream, you scream | |
| We all scream for I Ching | |
| And spag bol and soul mates | |
| And Persian cats | |
| There' s a ghost with a conscience | |
| A fridge full of nonsense | |
| Here' s to your world view | |
| The one in which you | |
| Feel there should be a | |
| Saxophone in the corner | |
| Say that again | |
| And I' ll generalise ya |