(Michael Lardie, Jack Russell, Don Dokken) 
Down the road in my car 
A wooden Jesus on my dashboard 
Go to work to stay alive 
I'm just a sinner tryin' to survive 
Yeah we commit all those deadly sins 
But I don't worry 'cause 
I got my friend 
I got my wooden 
Jesus in my car 
He's always with me, never too far 
Yeah my wooden 
Jesus forgives me 
I'm a sinner that's why 
I believe 
In my wooden 
Jesus Wake up in the mornin' sun 
On my dresser got another one 
Say a prayer to start my day 
Maybe the big man will show me the way 
A money maker down in east 
L.A. Stampin' 'em out, ten thousand a day 
I got a wooden 
Jesus in my car 
He's always with me, never too far 
Yeah my wooden 
Jesus he's my friend 
I've been a lion layin' down with the lamb 
I got my friend, got my soul 
Why he forgives me, 
God only knows '
Cause he's a wooden 
Jesus Wooden 
Jesus yeah, wooden 
Jesus, oh yeah 
Oh Lordy take me on away from here 
Take me down the road to salvation 
Help me Jesus, try to find my way 
Send me a revelation 
I gotta wooden 
Jesus in my car 
Got him stittin' on my dashboard 
Wooden Jesus shows the way 
He keeps me ready for that judgement day 
He's my wooden 
Jesus forgivin' me 
I need a savior, so 
I try to believe 
In my wooden 
Jesus doesn't mind 
He always loves me 
He's my kind of wooden 
Jesus Wooden 
Jesus yeah, wooden 
Jesus Ten thousand, maybe more 
Wrapped with string on a cheap old board 
Cast iron believe me $5.95 will buy your reprieve 
Wooden Jesus yeah 
He's my friend 
Show me the way 
Keep me ready for that judgement day 
Wooden Jesus