作曲 : Goldie Lookin Chain ... Space man blow up Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan Turfin' out your pockets like a Christian burns a pagan Drippin' with charm, style and panache He'll leave you sore like a venereal rash They tried to catch him, he says, time to dash He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash He's a bastard but he's always lookin' flash With his shoes like Dick Turpin across his waist he wears a sash Sportin' top hat with a pocket watch too With the tallest member of the Goldie lookin' crew Watch out, if he's there when you're pissed He learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list Sellin' sexy DVD's of a Willy being kissed Stealin' pensions on the old and infirm Made a fortune sellin' doctors fake sperm Like Charles Dickens there's a lesson to be learned Beware, the maggot 'cos the worm has turned All of the youth shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall Just like Jack, the Ripper he'll do you up a kipper He's like a highway man holdin' up a Newport nipper He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes or I TV's Taggart I'm dapper refined and they call me the maggot Turn your back and your pocket he will pick His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped Like a chameleon, I'm the master thief Usin' a disguise dressed like Penelope Keith You gotta smoke a reefer or two You gotta smoke a reefer or two You gotta smoke a reefer or two You gotta smoke a reefer or two I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole To takin' belongings in my ultimate goal I'll take your China and your silver and your soul By darkness and night I shimmy up the drain-pipe The maggot, the maggot, that's who I amDon't ever trust me, always doin' a scam I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham Gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry Like Sherlock Holmes bummin' Watson, it's elementary He's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue He's got the strength of ten like a maniac And I'm also identified as Spring-heeled JackHere he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off Here he comes, he's a money grabbin' bastard from NewportI'm maggot with the GLC big shout to all the ValleysFree Dick Turpin and the ring stinger Big up to Dipper Nan Merthyr Connection Postman Port big shout out to Postman Port And Mark, runnin' the bar, always sorts it big up Hafodrynys hotel Big up to Pontllanfraith crew also the west end crew AbercarnDid a wheelie on a Penny Farthing, big wheel up, big wheel up All the bus routes, X-15, 53, big respect Red and white [Incomprehensible] at cross keys And their rivals Glynn Williams Respect to you all say, all those that know fake ElvisOn their [Incomprehensible], Maggot signin' out, 2000 plus 3 Every man do his ting a little bit different