[00:00.000] 作曲 : Frank Wilder/1864
[00:17.887] I wanted much to go to war,
[00:19.857] And went to be examined;
[00:22.131] The surgeon looked me o'er and o'er,
[00:24.346] My back and chest he hammered.
[00:26.410] Said he, "You're not the man for me,
[00:28.637] Your lungs Are much affected,
[00:30.902] And likewise both your eyes are cock'd,
[00:32.935] And otherwise defected."
[00:34.856] So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[00:36.996] And cannot go and fight, sir!
[00:39.225] The doctor told me so, you know,
[00:41.449] Of course it must be right, sir!
[00:52.388] While I was there a host of chaps
[00:54.440] For reasons were exempted,
[00:56.655] Old "pursy", he was laid aside,
[00:58.756] To pass he had attempted.
[01:00.852] The doctor said, "I do not like
[01:03.085] Your corporosity, sir!
[01:04.950] You'll "breed a famine" in the camp
[01:07.399] Wherever you might be, sir!"
[01:09.433] So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[01:11.830] And cannot go and fight, sir!
[01:13.734] The doctor told me so, you know,
[01:15.914] Of course it must be right, sir
[01:26.655] There came a fellow, mighty tall,
[01:28.970] A "knock-kneed overgrowner",
[01:31.283] The Doctor said, "I ain't got time
[01:33.301] To take and look you over."
[01:35.486] Next came along a little chap,
[01:37.427] Who was 'bout two foot nothing,
[01:39.730] The Doctor said, "You'd better go
[01:41.789] And tell your marm you're coming!"
[01:43.897] So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[01:46.202] And cannot go and fight, sir!
[01:48.157] The doctor told me so, you know,
[01:50.570] Of course it must be right, sir
[02:01.430] Some had the ticerdolerreou,
[02:03.568] Some what they call "brown critters",
[02:05.834] And some were "lank and lazy" too,
[02:07.897] Some were too "fond of bitters".
[02:10.050] Some had "cork legs" and some "one eye",
[02:12.143] With backs deformed and crooked,
[02:14.203] I'll bet you'd laugh'd till you had cried,
[02:16.614] To see how "cute" they looked.
[02:18.535] So, now I'm with the Invalids,
[02:20.960] And cannot go and fight, sir!
[02:22.875] The doctor told me so, you know,
[02:25.065] Of course it must be right, sir