作词 : Feldmann
**** L.A.I tried once to be civil but 
I just got put on hold
I'm sick of hearin' complaints, "The espresso is too cold"
You act like you're a friend but then you talk 'bout how we suck
Just save it for your dildo that's the only thing you'll ****
If I was smart 
I'd run fast(Out of this town)
Sometimes 
I want to shout and scream(**** L.A.)
Traded your 
Doc Martens in exchange for cowboy boots
You're asking, "Who's, Keith Morris?"
Yea, you're punk rock, where's your roots?
You're a rocker, you're a biker
You're punk rock now you skate
Last year it was 
Zeppelin, now it's 
Bad Brains
You're a fake
If I was smart 
I'd run fast(Out of this town)
Sometimes 
I want to shout and scream(**** L.A.)
Hey yea, what **** in 
L.A. I'm talking about
**** itNow don't get me wrong
You are probably thinking were just some
Trendy punk rock band jumping on the band wagon
Like how may times have you heard me say, "****" anyway
Seven to be exact, we still have four more to go
Now I know 
L.A. has got some beautiful people
It's also got some great bands
NOFX , Pledge 
AleganceHell 
I even like this city
But I have had more motorcycles stolen here
Than Nirvana has songs about heroine
You can't ever surf unless you want to get hepatitis
Wait a second
If I was smart 
I'd run fast(Out of this town)
Sometimes 
I want to shout and scream(****)
If I was smart 
I'd run fast(Out of this town)
Sometimes 
I want to shout and scream(**** L.A.)(**** L.A.)
**** L.A.**** it