作词 : FELDMANN, JOHN
I don't know what ends
I don't know what makes me feel alive
Cause all this time I've been alone

The bible says it all

But when they wrote that book the earth was flat
They needed hope they needed faith
I've spent all this time analyzing

All this time scrutinizing

All this time hypothesizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless

They saw a burning bush

If I would starve myself for ninety days well
I'd have visions of my own

Love your neighbor as yourself

If I loved myself last night does that mean
I need to jerk my neighbor off as well

I've spent all this time analyzing
All this time scrutinizing
（What's it worth）

All this time hypothesizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless

Do I make this trouble

Do I make this complicated

Indeed this is an answer for everyone

What if I never heard of Jesus

What if I was born alone in a cell

（You would burn and burn in）

Heaven will wait heaven's too late
I choose to find my heaven here on Earth

So all religion can go straight straight to hell

God has spoken
God will smoke all the Earth

God has spoken
God will smoke all the Earth

God has spoken God has spoken
（God has spoken God has spoken）
Spoken
Spoken

Walking down life's highway
I finally found my soulmate
In Jesus
Yeah in Jesus

He's a friend when I had none
Handjobs for the homeless
With Jesus
Yeah with Jesus
（Jesus Jesus Jesus）

Come on come on come on
Come on come on come on
Handjobs for Jesus
Handjobs for Jesus

Come on come on come on
Come on come on come on
Handjobs for Jesus
Handjobs for Jesus

Handjobs for Jesus Jesus Jesus