Wayne Gretzky, 
I think he's kinda sexy 
Wayne Gretzky, 
I wonder what he looks like naked 
I wonder what it would be like 
To have sex with the 
Great One 
I wonder what it would be like 
To have sex with the league's leading scorer 
Wayne Gretzky, 
I know he's a married man 
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me 
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid 
American boy 
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome 
Canadian man 
I wonder what it would be like 
To have sex with the 
Great One 
I wonder what it would be like 
To have sex with the league's leading scorer [spoken] 
Yeah, I wonder what it would be like? 
Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream. 
Wait a minute -- 
I'm not even gay, 
I'm married! 
Pssh, whatever. 
Wayne Gretzky 
I love you 
Wayne Gretzky, yeah