作词 : Feldmann
****, haa****, haa
****, haa****, yeah
**** Ted Nugent, he's a ****in' jerk
I wish that he'd be gone
Chauvanistic republican, kills animals
He forgot how to write a song
He's a dick
**** himAsshole
**** him**** 
Ted Nugent and **** the 
NRAAnd **** their attitude
He thinks riding a buffalo and wearing 
OakleysWill make him look real cool
He's a dick
**** himAsshole
**** himHe thinks, he'll get the girls
By killing little squirrels
Jennifur Lopez, fur-wearin' ****in' twat
She likes to eat dead cow
She thinks 
It's cool to wear eyelashes of dead foxes'
Cuz she thinks it hides the pounds
She's a bitch
**** herAsshole
**** herShe's a bitch
**** herAsshole
**** herOne more time
**** Ted Nugent