[00:15.69]Pat Robertson once said
[00:17.89]It’s a long downward slide
[00:20.50]That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
[00:22.47]If two men can stand, side by side
[00:26.32]God I hope he’s right
[00:28.21]Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
[00:30.63]Gonna find myself a duck
[00:33.50]And legally do, something awful
[00:40.29]Ducks, sex with ducks
[00:42.56]We’ll do it in the rain
[00:44.94]Ducks, yeah, ducks
[00:47.35]Got those webbed feet on my brain
[00:49.49]We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle
[00:51.59]Put your beak in mine and we’ll cuddle
[00:55.13]It’s a feeling I can’t name
[00:57.51]When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:04.60]Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
[01:06.74]Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
[01:09.70]Gonna wack that mallard til it’s feathers plume
[01:11.39]Gonna huey duey luey all over the room
[01:13.94]Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you
[01:16.26]Dive into your gold until you say duck tales, woo hoo
[01:23.40]Ducks, sex with ducks
[01:25.58]We’ll do it in the rain
[01:28.40]Ducks, yeah, ducks
[01:30.10]Those feathered bodies are insane
[01:32.60]We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle
[01:34.50]I’ll be the wind beneath your wings and we’ll cuddle
[01:38.44]It’s a feeling I can’t name
[01:40.53]When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
[01:47.74]one in the same