Candlelight and moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my hand underneath the table And I can't disguise the way I feel I could've wish a thousand wishes For this night I can't believe That it's finally me and you and you and me Just us and your friend Steve Do do do do do do do Steve Do do do do do do do leave What's the deal with your friend Steve? Oh, hey, how it's going? You took me out for whoppers and to the movies I was hoping for romance You even took me to the Mexican circus I thought there was a chance we'd be alone I could've wish a thousand wishes For Steve to disappear What the ****'s your ****ing problem? Why he's always here? Do do do do do do do Steve Do do do do do do do Go away, what's the deal with your friend Steve? Oh, hey, how it's going? It's not that I don't like your friend But how many hours with him can you spend? And it's not that I don't think he's great But it's only you, only you I wanna fellate Are you gay for Steve, I think you may be And that would be alright But let a bitch know just what your steez is So I know if I should shave tonight I could've wish a thousand wishes 'Cause I like to be with you But it's always me and you and your friend Steve There's nothing I can Do do do do do do do Steve Do do do do do do do Why don't you just go be with your best friend And boyfriend Steve