The waltzes of middle Europa They charm you and warm you within While each day discloses What Broadway composes Is emptiness pounding on tin How can I be civil when hearing this drivel It's only for nightclubbing souses Give me the free and easy waltz That is Viennese And go tell the band If they want a hand The waltz must be Strauss' Strauss'! Ja ja ja Give us oom-pah-pah When I want A melody lilting through the house Then I want a melody By Strauss! It laughs, it sings The world is in rhyme Swinging to three-quarter time Let the Danube Flow along And the Fledermaus Keep the wine and give me song By Strauss! By Jove, by Jing By Strauss is the thing! So I say to Ha-cha-cha heraus! Raus! Just give me a oom-pah-pah By Strauss! When I want A melody lilting through the house Then I want a melody By Strauss! It laughs Ha ha ha ha It sings La la la la la la la Let the Danube Flow along And the Fledermaus Keep the wine and give me song By Strauss! By Jove, by Jing By Strauss is the thing!