Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker, Pull-Her-Up-Closer,Slow Romancer, Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song. The room is swimmin' with perty women, But how's a fella supposed to get close to 'em? The band is rockin, the joint is jumpin', Mr. Guitar Man let me tell you somethin'. Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker, Pull-Her-Up-Closer,Slow Romancer, Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song. I see a redhead, I see a brunnette, And there's a blonde I love I don't even know yet. I'm going crazy, you got to save me. I need a hugger and I don't mean maybe. Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker, Pull-Her-Up-Closer,Slow Romancer, Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song. Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker, Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Get-Next-to-Her,Sweet-Enough-to-Kiss-Her, Just-a-Little-Softer-So-She-Can-Hear-Me-Whisper, Slow Romancer, Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song.