[00:00.00]T-Series! (Yeah!)
[00:02.92]It's your big day! (Woo!)
[00:05.48]Incredible job!
[00:07.29]I know we had our differences
[00:10.00]But today, I just wanna tell you
[00:13.27]Ay congratulations, it's a celebration
[00:16.39]Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
[00:20.35]Ay congratulations(Woo!), it's a celebration
[00:23.46]I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[00:27.13]Ay congratulations to your corporation
[00:30.46]Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
[00:34.11]Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
[00:38.15]Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
[00:42.18]Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
[00:45.83]Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
[00:48.55]Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
[00:52.92]Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
[00:56.51]I'm sure right now there's nothing
[00:57.78]That you're doing that's illegal, yeah
[00:59.87]I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
[01:03.23]For legal reasons, that's a joke
[01:05.10]For legal reasons, that's a joke
[01:06.87]For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
[01:10.42]India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
[01:13.47]I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
[01:16.84]I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
[01:20.73]'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
[01:24.20]Ay congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
[01:27.12]Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
[01:30.82]Ay congratulations, it's a celebration (Yeah!)
[01:34.02]I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[01:37.72]Congratulations (Uh)
[01:41.12]Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
[01:44.59]Congratulations
[01:47.95]Congratulations (Such a big day)
[01:52.23]I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
[01:56.38]T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
[01:59.61]Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
[02:03.03]But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
[02:06.96]T-Series can eat a **** (Still not defamation)
[02:10.04]Suck my ****ing Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
[02:13.82]Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
[02:17.11]That's a blatant racist lie
[02:18.70]Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
[02:20.97]India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
[02:24.54]How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
[02:27.79]Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
[02:31.68]But looking at T-Series' past,
[02:33.31]I'm guessing not probably But never mind the poor people,
[02:36.89]We just here to party
[02:38.40]Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
[02:42.10]Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
[02:45.63]But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
[02:49.09]So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
[02:52.52]Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
[02:55.87]Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
[02:59.32]It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
[03:03.30]Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
[03:06.60]There’s no army in the world that would rather give me watch time
[03:10.45]It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
[03:13.81]Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
[03:18.23]Ay congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:23.48]Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin'
[03:27.07](Yeet, party all day, yeah)
[03:27.71]Ay congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:30.55]I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[03:34.22]Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
[03:37.43]Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
[03:40.96]Congratulations (I'm ****ing lit!)
[03:44.46]Congratulations (Such a big day!)
[03:48.60]Oh yeah, yeah
[03:49.71]Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
[03:54.64]Yatta desu ne
[03:57.44]Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line