作词 : Worst Princess
 作曲 : Worst Princess
 On a lonely summer day
 Back in Altus, Oklahoma
 Just a click, took a trip
 Went somewhere new
 Where I met all of you
 I don’t mean to brag
 But this is the eleventeenth
 Time we’ve died
 I don’t mean to drag you down
 (Down)
 When we were six
 We thought we were clever
 And we thought we’d be six
 For ever and ever
 Springtime, ROTC jock at nerd school
 Sky high in Golden, Colorado
 PMV surprised me, showed me how to lie
 Fandom's getting better all the time, kid
 I don't want to whine
 But this is the twentieth draft we've trashed
 I don't think it's fine at all
 (Fine)
 Now that we’re seven
 We’re actually clever
 And I think we’ll be seven
 For ever and ever
 On a boring, sweaty day
 Back at Camp Foster, Okinawa
 Feeling Stressed, over-dressed, and a bit depressed
 Party of One showed what I missed
 It’s always overtime
 And I don’t think I’ve got another rhyme
 I’m sorry, I don’t got the time
 And when we’re eight
 We’ll finally be clever
 And I think we’ll be great
 For ever and ever