Summer here kids
After she lets you glide around
Finally hit the ground like a paper plane
Take a trip, join me in the sun
But not really though and 
I ain't having fun'
Cause summer here kids, summer here totally lies
Tourist info said 
I'd have a good time
Summer here kids, all of them awful lies
Tourist info said 
I'd have a good time
Do as I didn't do because
I'm a picture of imdumbivinity
Stay alone put a record on
Listen to the songs keep yourself at home'
Cause summer here kids, summer here totally lies
Tourist info said 
I'd have a good time
Summer here kids, all of them awful lies
Tourist info said 
I'd have a good time
I'd have a good time
I'm not having a good time
I'm not having a good time