[00:00.000] 作词 : Bridie Monds-Watson
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Bridie Monds-Watson
[00:03.03]Welcome aboard the southbound Lassitude 432 to Grim Town.
[00:10.62]If you are standing, please continue to stand.
[00:14.62]There are no additional seats.
[00:21.48]Please note this train
[00:23.63]Is for the following categories of passenger only
[00:27.12]Recipients of universal credit or minimum wage,
[00:31.12]The lonely, the disenfranchised, the disillusioned,
[00:36.66]The lost, the grieving.
[00:42.76]Those who are unmedicated and have salaries
[00:46.59]Or pension plans should vacate the carriage immediately
[00:51.06]Passengers will be required to disembark
[00:54.06]And travel on their knees from this point.
[00:57.82]Sustenance will not be available.
[01:03.91]Please surrender any faith,
[01:06.47]Aspiration or optimism to platform staff
[01:11.91]If you haven't already.
[01:15.51]There will be no refunds or compensation for any inconvenience.
[01:20.11]Refreshments will not be available onboard.
[01:26.44]Enjoy your journey.