I don't want French-fried potatoes
Red, ripe tomatoes
I'm never satisfied
I want the frim-fram sauce
With the aussen fay
With chifafah on the side
I don't want pork chops and bacon
That won't awaken
My appetite inside
I want the frim-fram sauce
With the aussen fay
With chifafah on the side
Now a fella's really got to eat
And a fella should eat right
Five will get you ten
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight
I don't want fish cakes and rye bread
You heard what I said
Waiter, please, I want mine fried
I want the frim-fram sauce
With the aussen fay
With chifafah on the side
I don't want French-fried potatoes
Red, ripe tomatoes
Believe me I'm never satisfied
I want the frim-fram sauce
With the aussen fay
With chifafah on the side
I don't want pork chops and bacon
That won't awaken
My appetite inside
I want the frim-fram sauce
With the aussen fay
With chifafah on the side
Now a fella's really got to eat
And a fella should eat right
Five will get you ten
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight
I don't want fish cakes and rye bread
You heard what I said

Waiter, please, I want mine fried
I want the frim-fram sauce
With the aussen fay
With chifafah on the side