You're the top, you're the Colosseum You're the top, you're the Louvre Museum You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare Sonnet You're Mickey Mouse You're the Nile, you're the Tow'r of Pisa You're the smile, on the Mona Lisa I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby, I'm the bottom You're the top You're the top, you're Mahatma Gandhi You're the top, you're Napoleon brandy You're the purple light, of a summer night in Spain You're the National Gallery, you're Garbo's salary You're cellophane You're sublime, you're a Turkey dinner You're the time, of the Derby Winner I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop But if baby, I'm by the bottom You're the top