[00:00.491]Johnny could only sing one note
[00:06.471]And the note he sings was this
[00:08.166]Ah!
[00:12.629]Poor Johnny one-note
[00:14.487]Sang out with "gusto"
[00:16.206]And just overlorded the place
[00:20.216]Poor Johnny one-note
[00:22.277]Yelled willy nilly
[00:24.112]Until he was bleu in the face
[00:28.005]For holding one note was his ace
[00:31.781]Couldn't hear the brass
[00:33.693]Couldn't hear the drum
[00:35.821]He was in a class
[00:37.693]By himself, by gum!
[00:39.789]Poor Johnny one-note
[00:42.430]Got in Aida
[00:44.349]Indeed a great chance to be brave
[00:48.253]He took his one note
[00:50.365]Howled like the North Wind
[00:52.445]Brought forth wind that made critics rave,
[00:56.278]While Verdi turned round in his grave!
[01:00.334]Couldn't hear the flute
[01:01.823]Or the big trombone
[01:04.245]Ev'ry one was mute
[01:05.941]Johnny stood alone.
[01:08.421]Cats and dogs stopped yapping
[01:11.037]Lions in the zoo
[01:12.845]All were jealous of Johnny's big trill
[01:16.901]Thunder claps stopped clapping,
[01:19.140]Traffic ceased its roar,
[01:20.990]And they tell us Niag'ra stood still.
[01:24.736]He stopped the train whistles,
[01:26.486]Boat whistles,
[01:27.372]Steam whistles,
[01:28.654]Cop whistles,
[01:29.620]All whistles bowed to his skill
[01:33.535]Sing Johnny One-Note,
[01:35.708]Sing out with "gusto" and
[01:37.764]Just overwhelm all the crowd
[01:41.885]Ah!
[01:50.020]So sing Johnny One-Note, out loud!!
[01:54.444]Sing Johnny One-Note
[01:58.348]Sing Johnny One-Note out loud!