Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving
and her life would better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again she said it again
Jan met another man
Lisa got amnesia just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily no chemistry
Fran ran Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
He doesn't cook or clean
he's not good boyfriend material
We can eat cereal
you loses interest fast
his relationships never last
Shut up girlfriends from the past
He says he'll do one thing
and then he goes and does another thing
Who organised all of my ex girlfriends
into a choir and got them to sing
Who who Mmm shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past
Mimi will no longer see me
Britney Britney hit me
Paula Persephone
Stella and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing
it could just float away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me
How can we ever know we've found
the right person in this world
He means he looks at other girls
Love is a mystery it does not follow a rule
This guy is a fool
He'll always be a boy
he's a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up
Mona you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany
Would you like a little cereal
Who organised this choir of ex girlfriends
Was it you Carol Brown
Was it you Carol Brown
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around
Stick around
diu diu diu diu diu diu
Stick around
diu diu diu diu diu diu
Stick around