作词 : Henrik Widegren
 作曲 : Henrik Widegren
Never Google Your Symptoms
One evening my father said my son
I’m dying and sooner I’ll be gone
But before my final farewell
Hear me and hear me well
Do whatever you wanna do
Have a plan or roll the dice
But one thing is strictly taboo
Please follow my advice
Never google your symptoms
That is my only prescription
You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis
Every signs it’s a serious condition
If you google cough and diagnoses
You have got tuberculosis
And if you google fever and red
You have got Ebola and soon will be dead
And if you google I have a running nose
It’s CSF your brain is leaking juice
And if you google itch and prognosis
Anaphylactic shock or psychosis
Never google your symptoms
Seldom it brings any wisdom
You will do discover
But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome
So this is what I heard my father says
And then he closed his eyes and passed away
The autopsy report was very clear
Death from hypochondriac fear
Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms
Never google your symptoms
The hit list is never awesome
Pain in your left arm
Heart attack alarm
Do you feel a little weak
Yes, you’ve got ALS
If you have a slight anemia
You’ve got leukemia
Are you a little crazy, you’ve got ADHD
So never ever google your symptoms