[00:00.000] 作词 : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Henrik Widegren
[00:02.432]Never Google Your Symptoms
[00:07.331]One evening my father said my son
[00:10.727]I’m dying and sooner I’ll be gone
[00:14.092]But before my final farewell
[00:17.447]Hear me and hear me well
[00:20.824]Do whatever you wanna do
[00:24.136]Have a plan or roll the dice
[00:27.233]But one thing is strictly taboo
[00:31.004]Please follow my advice
[00:34.419]Never google your symptoms
[00:37.833]That is my only prescription
[00:40.988]You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis
[00:44.512]Every signs it’s a serious condition
[00:54.780]If you google cough and diagnoses
[00:58.007]You have got tuberculosis
[01:01.402]And if you google fever and red
[01:04.337]You have got Ebola and soon will be dead
[01:08.176]And if you google I have a running nose
[01:11.519]It’s CSF your brain is leaking juice
[01:14.879]And if you google itch and prognosis
[01:18.248]Anaphylactic shock or psychosis
[01:21.696]Never google your symptoms
[01:25.194]Seldom it brings any wisdom
[01:28.144]You will do discover
[01:30.100]But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome
[01:38.701]So this is what I heard my father says
[01:42.063]And then he closed his eyes and passed away
[01:45.420]The autopsy report was very clear
[01:48.710]Death from hypochondriac fear
[01:51.865]Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms
[01:57.312]Never google your symptoms
[02:00.582]The hit list is never awesome
[02:03.958]Pain in your left arm
[02:05.568]Heart attack alarm
[02:06.989]Do you feel a little weak
[02:08.641]Yes, you’ve got ALS
[02:10.174]If you have a slight anemia
[02:12.155]You’ve got leukemia
[02:13.931]Are you a little crazy, you’ve got ADHD
[02:17.482]So never ever google your symptoms