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C'est Cheese |
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Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's |
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As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll |
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Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold |
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Seven figure income from a six string guitar |
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Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars |
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Then it happened when my record went gold |
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Now I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old? |
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Can't live forever as the king of rock |
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That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stock |
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I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security |
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Sex, drugs and rrsps |
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. |
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I'm a modern rebel with a cause |
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I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws |
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My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone |
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While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone. |
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On stage I run around like some animal |
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But all my money's in a compound annual |
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This life is dangerous but I don't care |
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'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair! |
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I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security |
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Sex, drugs and rrsps |
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. |
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We used to be such a happy band.. |
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Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan |
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But Phil choked on his vomit |
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And then Nick choked on his vomit |
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And then Stan choked on his vomit |
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And then so did Bob. |
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What a bunch of idiots! |
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Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me |
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'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties |
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They would have spent them on women and booze |
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But me I got commodities that just can't lose! |
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I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security |
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Sex, drugs and rrsps |
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. |
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I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security |
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Sex, drugs and rrsps |
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. |
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. |
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!! |
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Hey guys, I brought beer! |
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Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica |
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Columbus made history thinking some island was India |
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General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run |
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All of these men are famous |
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And they're also very dumb |
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Clever people wouldn't even try |
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If you want a place in the history books |
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Then do something dumb before you die |
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Nobility are famous for no reason |
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Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake |
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She caused a revolution when she would not share |
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And her husband lost his head for that mistake |
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The Hindenburg was a giant Zeppelin |
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Its makers made a minor oversight |
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Before they filled it up with explosive gas |
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They should have fixed the no-smoking light |
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'Cause... |
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Clever people wouldn't even try |
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If you want a place in the history books |
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Then do something dumb before you die |
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Tally-ho! tally-ho! |
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Our king and country's honour we will save! |
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Tally-ho! tally-ho! |
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We're marching into history and the grave! |
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So if your son and daughter seem too lazy |
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Sitting there watching bad tv |
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Just remember you should be quite grateful |
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At least they are not making history |
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'Cause... |
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Clever people wouldn't even try |
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If you want a place in the history books |
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Then do something dumb before you die |
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Yes... |
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Do something dumb before you die |
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Yes... |
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Do something dumb before you die |
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C'est Cheese |
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Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's |