作词 : Kibby, Moore
Well I wish 
I had a date 
So I wear my suit and tie 
Well I wish 
I had a date 
With a pretty girl in mind 
Well I'll take her out to dinner 
And I'll treat her real good 
I'll spend all my money on expensive food 
Show her off to all the rest of my friends 
I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10 
I won't pay attention while my buddies scam 
I'll be in love with a bitchin' bim 
You know I am but at least she'll pretend 
Well I wish 
I had a date 
And a body for brawls and fights 
Well if I didn't have a chicken face 
I could mack 'em down the chicks at night 
Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me 
Just a little but not a lot 
And she'll go flirt with the tough guys 
And they'll fool around with her twat 
And for the moment that 
I have my back turned 
She's making out in the parking lot 
Well I wish 
I had a date 
With a lot of trust and devotion 
Well I wish 
I didn't have a chump 
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean 
But if you know 
I had a date 
And she wouldn't play on me 
Cowwa-cowwa bunga 
Yeah, man, real peachy 
Well I wish 
I had a date 
Well I wish 
I had a date 
Well I wish 
I had a date 
Well I wish 
I had a date