Welcome friends to Janice's party The kind that others have tried Smoking is permitted inside We have faith in Janice's party My friends who cannot sing I can hear the doorbell ring Well, I came this far Now I know that I won't sleep well tonight Drunk out of my mind Janice's party's alright, alright Here's a chip, a vodka martini Someone call me a car I'll be underneath the bar Well, I came this far Now I know that I won't sleep well tonight Drunk out of my mind Janice's party's alright, alright Well, I came this far Now I know that I won't sleep well tonight Drunk out of my mind Janice's party's alright, alright, alright