Sweatin' hard  I didn't get a shot
All I did was stand around and get too hot
Knowin' all the people wasn't on my side

Losin' all my money and I'm getting tired

All the women come around him
Like he's Getty's son

Makes you kind of jealous  but it sure is fun

I don't mind  but he wants my lady too

You know the crowd gets bigger
As the word goes 'round
Pool Hall king was playin' back in town

Minnesota Fats  standin' up at the back
Tryin' to hide himself in a plastic mac

You ought to hear the silence
When the kid walks in
His reputation's bigger than gasoline

I don't mind  but he's tryin' to feel my lady too

Pool Hall Richard
You're far too wicked  we know

Pool Hall Richard  kid you're wicked  we know

You broke more hearts
Than a gigolo could ever do

With your yellow carnation
And your pink satin suit

You make me jealous  but I worship you
One day soon  I'm gonna beat you clean

Wipe that smile right off your chin

Everybody gonna drive from miles around

Quein' up to see me  take away your crown

Then you'll never  never  ever take my lady love

C'mon

Pool Hall Richard  you're far too wicked
We know  yes we do

Pool Hall Richard
Kid you're wicked  we know

You broke more hearts
Than a gigolo could ever do  dig this

Bang goes the brown
That's another one down
Know they play much better
When the sun gone down

Bang goes the green  you're so obscene

Your hands are dirty but your skin is clean

Bang goes the blue  lock away your cue

The poor Hall king is hustlin' you

Bang goes the eight ball
Didn't see it spin at all
This kid can play  oh yeah

Bang goes the brown  ooh  another one down

Know they play much better
Now the sun gone down

Bang goes the green
You're so obscene
Your hands are dirty  your scent is clean

Down the pink  one more to sink
Gonna beat you someday
'Cause you're makin' me sick
Down on the black at the back of the pack

You nearly missed  you ain't so hot

Pool Hall Richard  kids you're wicked  we know

You broke more hearts
Than a gigolo could ever do

You're breakin' my heart
'Cause you're stealin' my tart  no  no  no

Shut up